globalised world is so lame : just a teaser

Mom - Wake up Alex.
Good Morning mom.

Mom - So have you looked for a job? We are running out of gold as fuel and we need that for our travel. Your dad said, he needs to go away from the milky way for a vacation.

Yes, mom. I did apply for a job on the planet called "Earth".
Mom- So, do you qualify all the requirements?
Yes, mom, It's tech related and you know they are still using those stupid computers and internet which we used to use 100s of years ago. So, don't worry mom, it's piece of cake. I will get it done easy and will bring some gold when I return.

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Hey, is that alex from jupiter?

yes, what is it?

the job offer you applied for has been accepted. We have arranged everything for you here on earth.
see you soon.
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teaser part 2.

i met this beautiful creature from mars, we are going on date.
Im just not sure what she likes.

i gotta study martians more closely.

Calls mom, Hey mom, can you scan the cosmic frequency of Martians and send me a message on encrypted frequency so no-one else finds I am studying them. I need to learn their culture and the way they live.
Ok, Alex. Done.

receives encrypted frequency. Cant unlock, try 32bit no , try 64 bit no, 128 bit no.....
calls mom again, hey mom , what did you encrypt the message with?
Mom- reverse the message..... a-z ----> z-a


what ? martians like potatoes? potato for breakfast, potato for lunch and potato dinner??????????


oh .................

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there was a song with "boy where the hell did you come from, you're a different different kind of fun"

thats when they go for date.... the martian alien girl sings this one......


good night

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